When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption.
To a journalist, good news is often not news at all.
Women are smarter than men because they listen.
In reality, the most important things happen when you don’t look for them.
At first, I thoroughly enjoyed being famous.
Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They’re like the people who become successful and then don’t want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.
Is it any wonder that for millions of men the only intimacy is physical, silent, and predictable?
December 25th has become guilt and obligation.
A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it.
The Tube is a vehicle for selling things, not for exploring ideas.
I could never understand how we could put 120,000 Japanese behind a fence in World War II. I remember being bewildered about that.
Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery.
I’m not a pacifist. I’m not that brave.
Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.
The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it’s called a bonus.
In a network situation, a vice president, while he’s shaving, can decide your history.
Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.
I believe celebrity spoils people – some worse than others.
What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear tomorrow.
Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.