No, I’d probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.
I don’t know how they’re going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.
I am full of admiration for the technologists who have developed all sorts of gadgets for the purpose of improving communications. However, I believe that all these fascinating machines are complementary to, and not substitutes for, books and the printed word.
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
This could only happen in a technical college.
You bloody silly fool!
If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
The bastards murdered half my family.
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’