It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
The bastards murdered half my family.
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’
You managed not to get eaten then?
There’s a lot of your family in tonight.
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
Are you running away from something?
People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
We don’t come here for our health.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.
It is an old cliche to say that the future is in the hands of the young. This is no longer true. The quality of life to be enjoyed or the existence to be survived by our children and future generations is in our hands now.
I suppose I’d get in trouble if I were to melt them down.
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.