Don’t play his game. Play yours.
My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.
Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?
Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
Mind the dead man, my dear.
Michael held me when I got inside, because I was shaking all over. That felt so good. Warm all the way down. Did I mention Michael’s feet? They’re all the way sexy, and he’s always barefoot – he hates shoes. I wish he hated pants and shirts, too.
THTL – too hot to live.
The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast.
We can be lonely together.
And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.
Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!
Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.
I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. “Wait a second,” I said. “So, you’re best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather.” “Yeah.” “And together, you fight crime?” I couldn’t help it. I cracked up.
The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them. Which I totally am.
I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.
See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.
Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?
He smiled, and it made his dimples come out. “I think I’m more Batman,” he said. “You know, what with all the bats and nighttime activities. And Batman is much cooler.” “Geek.” His smile widened. “You say the nicest things. Haven’t you heard? Geeks run the world now.” -BLACK DAWN.