That money talks, I’ll not deny, I heard it once: it said, ’goodbye.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they’re worse to get on.
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.
I’ve suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I’ve never known, I won’t be believed and I’ll have no fun, For I’m sure to be playing alone.
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
G is for Green, that’s constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That’s why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.
Adolescence isn’t a period; it’s a coma.