This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation, because as a result of what happened in this week, the world is bigger, infinitely.
But also out here in this dreary, difficult war, I think history will record that this may have been one of Americas finest hours, because we took a difficult task and we succeeded.
A riot is a spontaneous outburst. A war is subject to advance planning.
I seriously doubt if we will ever have another war. This is probably the very last one.
You know very well that whether you are on page one or page thirty depends on whether they fear you. It’s as simple as that.
What kind of nation we will be, what kind of world we will live in, whether we shape the future in the image of our hopes, is ours to determine by our actions and our choices.
The people’s right to change what does not work is one of the greatest principles in our system of government.
Once one determines that he or she has a mission in life, that’s it’s not...
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.
The communists have lost the cold war, but the west has not yet won it.
If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don’t ever lie.
I often thought that if there had been a good rap group around in those days, I might have chosen a career in music instead of politics.
It is not enough just to be for peace. The point is, what can we do about it?
My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!
I would not like to be a political leader in Russia. They never know when they’re being taped.
Tell them to send everything that can fly.
Listen, I don’t know anything about polygraphs and I don’t know how accurate they are, but I know they’ll scare the hell out of people.
Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.
I think Congress has spent enough time on ethics. I think it’s time they moved on to something else.
Where the hell is Chad?