Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn’t fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.
Sometimes, it takes us a while to appreciate something new, something that might change us for the better.
Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly.
So I took her hand, and I don’t know what everybody else heard, but to me it sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful, too.
Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.
Chiron probably wanted me to say, Heck it wa nothing. I eat hellhounds for breakfast. But I didn’t feel like lying.
I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.
That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.
I thought she’d make some comment about the bloodthirsty gods chasing us, but when she finally found her voice, she said, “That boy kissed you!” Leave it to Liz to have her priorities straight.
We choose to believe in Ma’at. We create order out of chaos, beauty out of ugly randomness. That’s what Egypt is all about.
Don’t get starry-eyed about somebody you can’t have, especially if it blinds you to somebody who’s really important.
Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on boy-girl relationships.
Words are the source of all power. And names are more than just a collection of letters.
He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.
A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.
You’re a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!
Who are you and why are you my cat?
As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.
Lovely. Imprisoned in a nursery school dungeon.
Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!