Where’s the dam water fountain I’m thirsty?
Who’s possessing who now, Casper?
I didn’t know exactly when cars were invented, but I figured that was like prehistoric times – back when people watched black-and-white TV and hunted dinosaurs.
My favorite son!” Gaea cried. “You are awesome! I knew I could count on you, uh... which one are you again?
I mean, five gods in one stomach – dang. That’s enough for doubles tennis, including a ref. They’d been down there so long, they were probably hoping Kronos would swallow down a deck of cards or a Monopoly game.
Of course the teachers want you medicated. Most of them are monsters. They don’t want you seeing them for what they are.
Next to her Percy coughed. ” This place smells like my ex-stepfather.
Suddenly Leo got an idea so incredible that his nose burst into flames. He patted it out as quickly as possible. Man, it was embarrassing when that happened.
Octavian menjerit-jerit dengan suara melengking – mungkin memerintakan Kohort I agar bertahan dengan gagah, mungkin sedang mencoba menyanyi sopran – tapi Percy menghentikannya.
When strength doesn’t work,” Zeus said, trickery might.
I’d like to say that was the only time Demeter got into a bad situation with a man. Unfortunately, it wasn’t.
She tugged at the little braids on each side of her head. Again, Jason thought how glad he was that she’d lost the Aphrodite blessing. With the makeup and the dress and the perfect hair, she’d looked about twenty-five, glamorous, and completely out of his league.
Your mom is a rainbow goddess?” “Got a problem with that?” Butch said. “No, no,” Leo said. “Rainbows. Very macho.
First things first, Leo told himself. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
Huh.” Leo scowled at his monitor. In his tattered work shirt and grease-splattered jeans, he looked like he’d just lost a wrestling match with a locomotive.
Nico: With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.
Hey, for a scythe, cookies, and a chance to commit murder, Kronos could hide his true feelings.
Maybe the lesson is: Know when to brag and when to keep your mouth shut. Or: Sometimes life isn’t fair, even if you are as gifted as Athena. Or maybe: Don’t give away free tapestries.
Then he groaned ‘Food’, and I knew there was hope.
Not your fault, brother. Kronos does not explode good. Next time we will use a big stick.