Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God.
Do not despair. Heroes rarely live up to to our expectations.
People of Earth, I come in peace!
The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.
We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister.
Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
And togheter, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness.
You’d think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.
Am I a troubled kid? Yeah, you could say that.
He had a crush on a blueberry bush once.
As long as we’re together.
I tried very hard. But I can’t help it. The Fates are cruel. They sent you to me, my brave one, knowing that you would break my heart.
Annabeth’s hand slipped into mine. Under different circumstances I would’ve been embarrassed, but here in the dark I was glad to know where she was. It was about the only thing I was sure of.
Vitellius would’ve given Percy an hour-long lecture on the subject, probably with a PowerPoint presentation.
I’ve found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.
Only the fire of life can melt the chains of death.
I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.
Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
Hello, Hazel Levesque.