So, if I looked him up on google maps-.
Texting, even browsing the Internet – all these things can attract monsters.
Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
Sadie Kane here. If you’re listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday.
Don’t Worry, Be Hapi.
For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste. – Carter Kane.
A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon. I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather. “Really?” I yelled. Horus didn’t answer.
Besides, you’re a cat. It’s your nature to think you’re the center of the universe.
Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I’m late!
Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.
My understanding of magic is fairly straightforward. Hit enemies with a sword until they’re dead. If they rise again, hit them again. Repeat as necessary. It worked against Set.
Eating next to a twenty-foot-long crocodile took some getting used to, but Philip was well trained. He only ate bacon, stray waterfowl, and the occasional invading monster.
If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!
Oh, lord. I was beginning to think like Neith. Soon I’d be huddled in an underground bunker eating army rations and cackling as I sewed together the pockets of all the boys who’d jilted me.
Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, “Frank! Thank the gods, you’ve come. I’m surrounded by monsters.” More likely she’d scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan.
A person’s shadow stood for his legacy, his impact on the world. Some people cast hardly any shadow at all. Some cast long, deep shadows that endured for centuries.
Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?
Hazel screamed at the top of her lungs, but it was a scream of delight. For the first time in her life-in her two lives-she felt absolutely unstoppable.
Hey Grover! Thorn’s kidnapping us! He’s a poisonous spike-throwing maniac! Help!