I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.
The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.
I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny.
Aretmis gripped her bow. “Let us pray I am wrong.” Can goddesses pray?
It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.
Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?
A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.
I’m Dylan. I’m so cool. I want to date myself, but I don’t know how! You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!
Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world.
To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.
What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.
Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.
The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.
A general never shows despair. He instills confidence in his troops. He leads them forward, even into the mouth of death.
Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
My goal in the classroom was always to make sure they were having so much fun that they didn’t realize they were learning.
Humans see what they want to see.
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.