Sam judo-flipped him over her knee.
Is anything sadder than the sound of a god hitting a pile of garbage bags?
Hold it,” Annabeth said. “I prefer my boyfriend with an un-melted brain. What exactly are we talking about here?” Carter.
I didn’t like being a leader. I always had to appear confident for the sake of the others, even when I wasn’t.
Leo had lashed himself to the console with a bungee cord harness. That might have seemed like a good idea when he rigged it up, but every time a wave hit he was washed away, then smacked back into his control board like a human paddleball.
We could even provide entertainment. You could sing and I could, like, randomly burst into flames.” Calypso laughed –.
That’s what makes heroes so special. You carry the hopes of humanity into the realm of the eternal.
That was Hera,” Thalia grumbled. “Her Majesty, the Loose Cannon.” “That’s it, Thalia Grace,” said the goddess. “I will turn you into an aardvark, so help me –.
But I suppose he and his friends had undergone a few minor hardships.
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing soprano for a week.
Leo almost jumped out of his tool belt. He turned... and mentally kicked himself. He just had to invoke Adidas, the goddess of off-brand shoes.
Snack bar,” I said wistfully. “Snack bar,” she agreed. “Are you two crazy?” Grover said. “This place is weird.” We ignored him.
I bet their sewer is nicer than ours.
Pretty Sure Hearthstone’s Dad Is a Cow-Abducting Alien.
Given a choice between death and the Buford Zippy Mart, Nico would’ve had a tough time deciding. At least he knew his way around the Land of the Dead. Plus the food was fresher.
Wisdom can be gleaned from any source if only one looks hard enough.
Let Me Go Immediately, or I Will Make You a Billionaire.
Come on,” Leo told Piper. “Let’s invite the Maenads over to my place.
We were having a friendship fest here at the Thinking Cup.
Suddenly I was nostalgic for something I’d never known.