I will not have a sea creature destroyed, if I can help it. And I can help it.
It was beautiful in a harsh I’m-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.
All invincible and stuff.
Normally, as long as I’m telling him what to do, he wins in a fight.
I remembered the last time Annabeth and I had parted ways, when she’d given me a kiss for luck in Mount St. Helens. This time, all I got was the hat.
I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.
Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you’re everybody’s best friend.
We’ll have to work on your bunny phobia later.
And you, Percy, are my favorite son.
When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body.
In case you’re wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn’t smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that’s been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week. Something like that.
Hope survives best at the hearth.
I want to build some thing permanent.
The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.
I’d like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. – Percy Jackson.
If there were ever any half-bloods who needed to worry about that, it was Thalia and me. I wondered if maybe I should’ve sent Poseidon that seashell pattern tie for Father’s Day after all. – Percy Jackson.
Don’t worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.
We’d spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I’d accidentally swung a sword at her, she’d saved my life, and I’d run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.
It almost made me long for the flying pig. – Percy.
You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?