I tried to smile like I wasn’t about to die.
The old women only stuck around this long out of a sense of duty. Your mom was the same way. That’s why I loved her. She put her duty first, ahead of evverything.
You’re cute when you’re worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.
He warned me the greediest wishes cause the greatest sorrows.
Sometimes things don’t end okay.
Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.
Hope does not leave without being given permission.
Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.
Here’s a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.
June cackled with delight, muttering, “Whoops!” as a car almost killed them.
It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.
He remembered his home now, and that gave him new determination to succeed. He was fighting for two camps now – two families.
A Half-Blood of the eldest gods, Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep The Hero’s soul, cursed blade shall reap A single choice shall end his days Olympus to preserve or raze.
We’d just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission – the nerve!
We heard the army before we saw it. The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.
The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter – if you realize it’s a bad idea when you’re halfway down, it’s too late.
He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers.
I found that things weren’t going well upstairs. Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid.
My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That’s hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?