No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.
Damnit! Nationalism should stop at the stratosphere!
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it’s supposed to do.
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
Being sorry won’t get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.
He’s an honest politician – he stays bought.
Budget the luxuries first.
There is no safety this side of the grave.
Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!
Don’t tell me violence doesn’t solve anything. Look at Carthage.
Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.
A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described “pacifists” are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
It’s an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they were a juicy piece of gossip.
The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.
If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!