Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.
It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.
Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money – but don’t be fanatic about it.
Decency is not news. It is buried in the obituaries, but it is a force stronger than crime.
Most gods have the morals of a spoiled child.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.
All men are created unequal.
Why do some people act as if making money offended their delicate minds? I am out for a legitimate profit, and not ashamed of it; the fact that people will pay money for my goods and services shows that my work is useful.
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.
Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance –.
Never frighten a little man. He’ll kill you.
To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.
Responsibility cannot be shared.
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.