There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.
The easiest way to get brainwashed is to be born. All of the above principles then immediately go into action, a process which social psychologists euphemistically call socialization.
There is no complete theory of anything.
The only intelligent way to discuss politics is on all fours.
We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.
People who’ve been through our educational system, they think they’re thinking, when they’re just repeating like parrots.
A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants.
Any model we make does not describe the universe, it describes what our brains are capable of saying at this time.
The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California.
If you don’t laugh at all, you’ve missed the point. If you only laugh, you’ve missed your chance from illumination.
Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don’t know you’re a member until it’s too late to get out.
The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.
The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.
Certitude is seized by some minds, not because there is any philosophical justification for it, but because such minds have an emotional need for certitude.
The easiest way to get brainwashed is to be born.
Are traditional schools very much like mini-prisons? Do they stifle imagination, cramp the child physically and mentally, and run on various forms of overt or covert terrorism? Of course, the answer is an unambiguous YES.
Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don’t take crap from anybody.
I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.
Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there’s a doorway somewhere. I think most people eventually do look for the doorway and stop bumping into the wall.
The ultimate weapon isn’t this plague out in Vegas, or any new super H-bomb. The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It’s the ability to say No and take the consequences.