There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.
It’s sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.
My eyesight’s gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can’t stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.
What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.
There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate.
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.
Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.
Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.
There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.
Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.
If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.
One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.
In the end there doesn’t have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.
What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be – and without having to pretend.
Our most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don’t understand.
There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.
God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.