It’s not that I’m not grateful for all this attention. It’s just that fame and fortune ought to add up to more than fame and fortune.
Life is. I am. Anything might happen.
If you can’t find the exact quote you want, make it up.
Now everybody has some secret goals in life.
Never forget that music is too important to be left entirely in the hands of professionals.
Even if your watch is full of diamonds the hour is still 60 minutes.
I wanted to be a citizen of the world but not in a superficial way.
Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong on everybody involved.
Play fair. Don’t hit people. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody.
A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.
We even make ourselves up, fusing what we are with what we wish into what we must become. I’m not sure why it must be so, but it is.
The heart will turn to a prune if love is always by the numbers. How will you know if someone really loves you if they only meet your expectations and not your needs?
Above all, if what you’ve done is stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid.
It is the chair in honor of all those who, however competently, embrace the impossible. Sit in that chair someday.
If you tell people you talk to God, they’ll think you’re religious, but if you say God talks to you, it’s ten to one they’ll think you’re crazy.
Once you know where the roller coaster is going, are you in for the ride?
Any fool can make enough money to survive. It’s another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It’s a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.
You feel like an ant contemplating Chicago.
I fear the boredom that comes with not learning and not taking chances.
I believe in dancing.