The only real treasure is in your head. Memories are better than diamonds and nobody can steal them from you.
Remembering is just an invention of the mind... It means that if you want to, you can remember anything, whether it happened or not... You don’t need a time machine if you can remember.
Expel the object!” Freak shouts. “Regurgitate, you big moron!” and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I’m still laughing so hard my nose is running.
That does it. It can’t be true love. Mr. Willow has eyes like a sick kitten. You might love a sick kitten but you don’t marry it, you keep it as a pet.
In his opinion, humans were best when miserable, and so he had worked at being miserable his whole life, and in his generous way tried to make as many people miserable as possible.
Books are like truth serum – if you don’t read, you can’t figure out what’s real.
I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he’s bigger than I am.
Every word is part of a picture, Every sentence is a picture. All you have to do is link them together.
Keep marching boys and girls. Keep marching.
It all boils down to this: A person has only two options in life, to do something or to do nothing.