Everything in large doses is gonna kill you. Even happiness.
I’m aware that I can be annoying.
I don’t want an opportunity to go missing because of my lack of organization.
I would love to be on ‘Top Gear’ as a star in a reasonably priced car.
Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a ‘bus movie.’
Every movie is a love story.
Ironing is comfort. It’s control. I’m a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it’s just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
I’ve learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you.
There weren’t roles for females in comedies for a really long time.
I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.
You can’t really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There’s a lot of jerking.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more.
If all of a sudden someone said, ‘You have five more kids,’ I’d be totally OK with it.
The truth is in the kisses.
I’ll do anything for free stuff.
Getting into television was a total fluke.
I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That’s something that I think you can’t ever get enough of and, if it’s done well, it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s horrible.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Every day is amazing, even when it’s awful, because everything is for a reason. I know that this horrible thing that’s happening today is going to bring something so amazing.