Boy, you knock on the devil’s door and he will head slam you through the wall.
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
And if wishes were horses, I’d have been run over in childhood.
In the land of Bad Ass, Acheron reigned supreme.
Stop your bitching, Nick. You should try being an immortal demon who’s lived since the dawn of time having to sit through this crap when English is not my native tongue, and if you think you’re fluent in it, buddy, I actually know what a gerund is.
Im not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.” Nick.
Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell and realizes that he’s there alone.
Ninety percent of intelligence was knowing when to shut up.’ – Cherise.
Let me give you free advice, kid. Whenever something is coming for you, snap its neck or double tap. Never, ever hesitate. It’s infinitely better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.” – Death.
As the old saying goes, when seconds count the police are just minutes away.
Through thick and thin, we’re brothers to the bitter end. And if you’re going to hell, buddy, I’m driving the bus.
What the hell? We’re all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don’t have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right.
Nick Gautier,” he said with a charming, dimpled smile. “Better known as “Nick, get your butt in here, I need you to... ” Fill in the blank.
Damn, I need eye bleach.
Fine, just don’t eat my mom, okay? She’s had a bad enough life without becoming the Bride of Dracula.” – Nick.
Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. “Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a trophy.
You can blame it all on fate and the universe, but in the end you alone decide if you’re going to lie down and let hell take you under, or if you’re going to stand strong in defiance of it all with your middle finger raised.
Have you ever wanted something that you knew was bad for you? Something that you ached for so much that you could think of nothing else?” “Yes, which is why I always end up eating the whole chocolate bar anyway.
I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb.
What is a Dark-Hunter?” she asked. “Is it like Buffy the Vampire Slayer?” He laughed at that. “Yes, I’m a small, emaciated teenage girl who struts around fighting vampires in earrings they would rip out of my ears and shove up my-.