Maybe my identity’s been stolen. Or maybe I was sleep-shopping!
So I buy it. The most perfect little cardigan in the world. People will call me the Girl in the Gray Cardigan. I’ll be able to live in it. Really, it’s an investment.
Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you’re passing. Otherwise, it’ll be too late.
The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good.
There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
Oh, this shouldn’t be allowed. There should be a rule which says that people you’ve met in the gym should never meet you in real life.
Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won’t have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.
I mean, when I think about it, what’s more important? Clothes – or the miracle of new life?
Everyone knows the first rule of business is “Look good during confrontations.” Or if it isn’t, it should be.
Why on earth declutter when you can just shrinkwrap?
This is what’s so annoying about going out with Luke. You can’t get away with anything.
Life’s too short for minimalism.
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
Why can’t parents dance? Is it some universal law of physics or something?
I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.
A mistake isn’t a mistake unless it can’t be put right.
I’m sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law’s underwear. It’s like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn’t really happen!
I think what I’ve realized is, life is all about climbing up, slipping down, and picking yourself up again. And it doesn’t matter if you slip down. As long as you’re kind of heading more or less upwards. That’s all you can hope for. More or less upwards.
We don’t have to reveal everything to each other. It’s OK to be private. It’s OK to say no. It’s OK to say, ‘I’m not going to share that.
It won’t be forever. You’ll be in the dark for as long as it takes and then you’ll come out.