If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Humanities deepest desire for knowledge is justification enough for continuing our quest. and our goal is nothing less than a complete description of the universe we live in.
I have so much that I want to do. I hate wasting time.
Many people do not like the idea that time has a beginning, probably because it smacks of divine intervention.
Some people would claim that things like love, joy and beauty belong to a different category from science and can’t be described in scientific terms, but I think they can now be explained by the theory of evolution.
I would rather be right than rigorous.
It often happens that I have an idea, but then I try to fill in the intermediate steps and find they don’t work, so I have to give it up.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
I’d say I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid He might hear me.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Do you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
The human race does not have a very good record of intelligent behavior.
I’m really easy to get along with once you see it my way.
I may contradict myself, but at least I don’t contradict myself.
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.