You know what the game of golf is, don’t you? It’s basketball for people who can’t jump and chess for people who can’t think.
The full moon – the mandala of the sky.
Eighty percent of love is smell.
The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment – its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen – that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.
Whatever goes wrong can be used to your advantage, providing it goes wrong enough.
I would only read the novels that people classify as ‘beach books’ if I were being held prisoner and the only alternative was the ‘Book of Mormon.’
As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the “call of nature” will be answered by a machine.
If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?
Should one be shallow enough to view existence as a system of rewards and punishments, one soon learns that we pay as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats.
I journey to the east, where I have been told, there are men who have taught death some manners.
Those people who recognise that imagination is reality’s master, we call sages, and those who act upon it, we call artists.
I sweet potato what I sweet potato.
Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
Nobody quite knew what to make of the moon any more.
Some folks hide, and some folks seek, and seeking, when it’s mindless, neurotic, desperate, or pusillanimous can be a form of hiding.
People tend the take everything too seriously. Especially themselves. Yep. And that’s probably what makes ’em scared and hurt so much of the time. Life is too serious to take that seriously.
Hold on to your divine blush, your innate rosy magic, or end up brown. Once you’re brown, you’ll find out you’re blue. As blue as indigo. And you know what that means. Indigo. Indigoing. Indigone.
Be your own flying saucer! Rescue yourself!
Death is simple. Life is messy. Give me life, the more complicated the better.
Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we’ll have nothing to hide.