If he raced his pregnant wife he’d finish third.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Guys ask me, don’t I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon...
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it’s because you’ve started to think of failure.
The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they’re looking down on the Dodgers.
Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
I’m sick and tired of people saying that taking drugs is a sickness. When you put something of your own free will in your own body knowing that it’s harmful against the body, it’s against the law and all it will do is lead you down the path of destruction, that is a weakness.
I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I’m going to the big Dodger in the sky.
When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we’re rained out.
Think about each pitch like you think about women, then select one which is particularly appealing.
The only way I’d worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
I’ve been Catholic all my life, and there’s one thing I’ve never understood. Why didn’t the Corinthians write back?
Sometimes, you get too hopped up, too excited, and it works against you.
You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.
When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn’t take it because I was a Dodger. I did it because I was an American, and I wanted to bring that gold medal where it belongs in baseball, the United States. And that’s exactly what our team did.
Sports has kept me on the straight and narrow path.
I am so happy and proud to learn of Hideo Nomo’s election to the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame. He was quite a pitcher and competitor, but he is also a very special and caring person.
I’m telling you, I don’t like cheaters.
Everywhere I go, I feel strange.