Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
When I was your age, television was called books.
Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited.
Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.
Who says life is fair, where is that written?
Love is many things, none of them logical.
True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.
Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.
I’ve been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn’t listen. Every time you said ‘Farm Boy do this’ you thought I was answering ‘As you wish’ but that’s only because you were hearing wrong. ‘I love you’ was what it was, but you never heard.
I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.
Westley: This is true love – you think this happens every day?
Have fun storming the castle!
People don’t remember me. Really. It’s not a paranoid thing; I just have this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn’t bother me all that much, except I guess that’s a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high on forgettability.