This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
There is not a man in the country that can’t make a living for himself and family. But he can’t make a living for them and his government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.
There ain’t nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled.
If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.
I don’t care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.
Any person that don’t read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell ’em.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn’t run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
I haven’t seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
The country has gone sane and got back to horses.
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.