Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact.
Happiness is German engineering, Italian cooking, and Belgian chocolate.
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
I never met a chocolate I could not eat.
After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
When we don’t have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.
If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.
Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.
Give them quality. That’s the best kind of advertising.
I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
Life without chocolate is just an existence.