Quality is a product of a conflict between programmers and testers.
If, at first, you do not succeed, call it version 1.0.
Confusion is part of programming.
Everybody should learn to program a computer because it teaches you how to think.
Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.
Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad.
Programmers seem to be changing the world. It would be a relief, for them and for all of us, if they knew something about it.
Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code.
When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what I did. Now only God knows.
Programming is learned by writing programs.
There is always one more bug to fix.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Computers are fast; developers keep them slow.
There is no place like 127.0.0.1.
eat(); sleep(); code(); repeat();
CAFFEINE LOADING...
Let’s write some code.
Hello World!
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.