I was just in Australia... If Darwin had landed there he’d have gone “I’m Wrong.
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
It’s that idea that you can have one drink – and no you can’t. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, ‘Wow.’
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet.
If you can remember the sixties, you weren’t there.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Just now when I said, “I have a crush on you,” you didn’t say, “no way loser”. I’d rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.
We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds.
All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.
Once you can name something, you’re conscious of it. You have power over it. You’re in control. You own it.
If these pictures have anything important to say to future generations, it’s this... I was here! I existed! I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world... to take my picture.
An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.
You can do anything you want. You are bound by nothing.
Carpe Diem, every day!
Carpe Diem! Make your lives extraordinary.