I don’t know why I was so afraid of failure; the most interesting people I know have failed more than they have succeeded. This may be because life is not as simple as it appears to a desperately ambitious young man, or it could be that all my friends are losers.

— Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson Quotes

That’s why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I’ve seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

— Craig Ferguson

I’ve started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

— Craig Ferguson

I’ve got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

— Craig Ferguson

I think I’m just someone that just tries to get by. I’m kind of – if it was during the Second World War, I’d be a black marketeer, I think.

— Craig Ferguson

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

— Craig Ferguson

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I’m lost.

— Craig Ferguson

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living – and earning a living.

— Craig Ferguson

It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They’re now free of Ebola – and Democrats.

— Craig Ferguson

The clocks understood, they kept moving, motion, following the truth that change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.

— Craig Ferguson

I don’t know why I was so afraid of failure; the most interesting people I know have failed more than they have succeeded. This may be because life is not as simple as it appears to a desperately ambitious young man, or it could be that all my friends are losers.

— Craig Ferguson

Only tyrants and fools made martyrs. He was certainly no fool. And he was no tyrant either- how could he be, he had suffered a hideous stroke. He was a victim. The victim excuse, where evil is born.

— Craig Ferguson

I sometimes wonder if fear isn’t just God’s way of saying, ‘Pay attention, this could be fun.

— Craig Ferguson

I was struck by the ancient, pagan feel of the place. New Orleans doesn’t feel like any other American city I’ve been to. It has an atmosphere like Rome or Istanbul, a sense of the veil being very thin between this world and the world of the fictional and the dead. It is an eerie, haunted, and beautiful place – as any port should be.

— Craig Ferguson

I’ll try anything a hundred times just to make sure I don’t like it.

— Craig Ferguson

Like many people who come to New York to live and then have to leave before they really want to, I spent the next three or four years with the vague feeling that there was a great party going on somewhere and I was not at it.

— Craig Ferguson

One of the interesting quirks of the aging process is that events that seem to have little or no impact at the time resonate with a thunderous importance later on, like an expertly constructed detective novel.

— Craig Ferguson

It must be depressing to have your sole purpose in the universe be pointing out other people’s mistakes. Am I right, Internet trolls, gossip columnists, and clergymen?

— Craig Ferguson

I always suspected the perpetrators of both good and evil probably would have behaved the same way, God or no God.

— Craig Ferguson

My own belief is that two adults are allowed to love who they want, and if you don’t agree with that, you are a narrow-minded shitfuck and we can’t be friends.

— Craig Ferguson

I don’t want my sons to be traumatized by what happened to their father or grandfathers or great-grandfathers, but everyone should know about the lives of those who came before them so that they can figure out why their fingers are bent or why sometimes they feel bone-crushingly sad for no reason that anyone else can see.

— Craig Ferguson
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