She’d never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.
C’mon good girl, be bad.
She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.
I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.
Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.
You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.
I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?
Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass – I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
Free drinks have no carbs.