He looked at me. “You got his little hellion here?” he asked, pointing in Pepper’s direction. “Absolutely.
Nothing in life is guaranteed. You can’t predict how many days you’ll have on this Earth, how many more sunsets you’ll be here to see. I want you to make me a promise. Always watch the sunset, baby girl.
And I lived in a dorm full of girls, all on the same damn menstrual schedule, so the fact that you’re worse than all of them combined speaks volumes about your character.
I’m thinking he might like it.” Pepper’s voice held joyous humor as she joined Tomas in clutching her hands to her chest. “Oh, baby. He more than likes it,” Tomas replied. “Judging by that python standing tall behind his fly, he loves it.” That.
I wanted to gouge my eyes out. Or better yet, stick a fork in one of the airbags she called a boob and watch her fly away.
Any and all activity that requires you to be in any state of undress will be done on your time, not mine. Because believe it or not, I don’t get paid nearly enough to have to watch you scratch your balls.