I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
I’ve been married most of my life. And when you’re married, you don’t have sex.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
What I call loaded, I’m not. What other people call loaded I am.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.