When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
I’ve been married most of my life. And when you’re married, you don’t have sex.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
What I call loaded, I’m not. What other people call loaded I am.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.