Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I’m a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego...
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.
Freebird, the mantra of the moron.
I want my rockstars dead.
She was a southern girl, which is the same as saying she was insane. All southern women are insane. Some are cold blooded killers and some are harmless eccentrics, but the best of the breed exhibit both of these characteristics and always the one you expect the least at the time you least expect it.
You see, Jung had this idea of a Collective Unconscious which mankind shared... and I agree. But! I think this Collective Mind is supposed to be conscious, not unconscious! And that is our job as the Agents of Evolution to enlighten – to bring light into the dark corners of that Netherworld and thus awaken our Mind to Truth and complete the circle that was broken with the dream of our fall from Grace.
She was a southern girl, which is the same as saying she was insane.
When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children?
My God, I love EVERYTHING! The heavens parted, God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness onto my being healing me on every level; psychically, physically, emotionally, and I realized our true nature as spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings and God’s love is unconditional and there’s nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only an illusion that we are separate from God or that we are alone. In fact, the reality is that we are one with God and he loves us.
Worshipping Elvis seems to be an excuse for Americans to be fat and stupid.’Probably probably, they love vulgarity. Look at McDonald’s.