So my unsolicited advise to women in the workplace is this: when faced with sexism or agism or lookism or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on.

— Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

— Tina Fey
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.

— Tina Fey
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’

— Tina Fey

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I’m on my game.

— Tina Fey

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

— Tina Fey

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

— Tina Fey

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

— Tina Fey

President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names.

— Tina Fey

Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death.

— Tina Fey

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

— Tina Fey

I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I’ll be ready for it to happen and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but its my lot in life.

— Tina Fey

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

— Tina Fey

You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

— Tina Fey

It’s harder to make something good when you can’t curse all the time.

— Tina Fey

If you are capable people are happy to play with you.

— Tina Fey

To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.

— Tina Fey

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.

— Tina Fey

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

— Tina Fey

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.

— Tina Fey

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

— Tina Fey
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