The best way to be beautiful is to choose your parents well.
I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them.
Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.
Beauty set up distance between other people and me. It warped their behavior.
I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.
I believe a lot in monogamy, let me tell you.
I never used to like babies. I’d always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I’d have one.
It’s impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.
THE MAN. Can’t they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!
I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.
At an age when most actresses are being phased out, I am being phased in – with a vengeance.
I was getting offers. I had just turned them down. Then I realized I should be grateful that at age 54, people were still offering me film roles.
Were women meant to do everything – work and have babies?
I remember being in tears at the hospital after Chloe was born, at the thought that someday she would have to leave home.
People see you as an object, not as a person, and they project a set of expectations onto you. People who don’t have it think beauty is a blessing, but actually it sets you apart.
People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there’s the freedom of not caring what people think.
I may not be a great actress but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.
I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
As a mother, I am a backup singer in every way. There’s never been a shred of competitiveness. I’ve always been thrilled whenever Chloe was front and center.