A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box.
Have a mind that’s open to everything, get attached to nothing.
You know what ‘FEAR’ stands for? It stands for ‘False Evidence Appearing Real.’ It’s the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.
T-E-A-M stands for together everyone achieves more.
Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.
Acting is the absence of acting. It’s believing in the truth of the moment you are creating.
Boy, it’s a tough planet if you want it to be. But a great planet if you let it.
Everyone goes through their stuff when they are growing up. It’s all relative. Everyone has the same situations on their menu. We just make the choices in terms of what situations we’re going to eat.
I’m an angel in an earth suit.
Do you even know who I am? Seriously, tell me, because I don’t.
I don’t know how I got involved in ‘Celebrity Wife Swap.’ It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.
Never dip lower than you can dip.
I’m not jealous, and I’m not possessive, and I’m not controlling.
You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.
Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
Enemies are just friends in reverse.
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect the unexpected.
I lost my athletic scholarship by injuring my right knee. That right knee kept me out of Vietnam, and I went into Drama. I put them all together with a football foundation and the house was built on Drama – and love and kindness and understanding and grace.
Time matters not when the arrival comes to the connection of connections ever more. And that, my friend, is to be FOUND.
Let me leave you with a suggestion: Go slow and let nature take you, and everything you see will be a reflection of yourself.