I don’t want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it’s successful, then everything’s perfect and everybody’s happy.
I was a scam artist in high school for a while.
When I was a kid, I was always an athlete. I played a lot of sports. I played football, basketball, baseball and soccer.
If you love acting and you’ve ever experienced theater, then you know that in a movie it’s almost impossible to live out that experience, unless you’re a Pacino or a De Niro or somebody who gets to pick their parts.
I think I’d be a good pimp cuz I’d never beat my ho’s.
I never planned on being a plumber.
In the end, the work shows if you’re good.
Men should have rough hands and be strong.
I want to struggle and make films. It’s not a financial thing, it’s more of a who-I-am thing.
I’m kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies.
There are 6 billion people in the world. It’s hard to find the one person who’s right for you.
When I was 17-years-old, I was in the music business.
I was the bad kid in school. I was usually in trouble.
I was raised right. I dig who I am.
My whole body is a wreck. I’ve injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.
I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I’m not going to.
I liked being in the spotlight.
I love the smell of a woman’s armpit when she’s not wearing deodorant.
I want to create a little chaos and make people’s heads turn.
The reason I started writing movies was because I kept getting parts that I just kind of stepped into. I didn’t have to do a lot of work and I ended up getting sort of bored.