Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

— Drew Carey

Drew Carey Quotes

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

— Drew Carey

In any other job, they’re truck drivers. In show-biz, they’re Transportation Captains.

— Drew Carey

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don’t like what’s on TV!

— Drew Carey

When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don’t. I’ve always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can’t do that very easily anymore.

— Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

— Drew Carey

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

— Drew Carey

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

— Drew Carey

I don’t care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

— Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

— Drew Carey

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they’re so rich, they feel they don’t work that much for all that money – and they don’t, for the amount of money they make.

— Drew Carey

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

— Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isn’t a reward – it’s a punishment.

— Drew Carey

There’s a game called Checkout where there’s grocery items and it’s how much you think the manufacturer’s suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don’t think I could ever win that game.

— Drew Carey

I’ve always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

— Drew Carey

If you’re wearing a Bluetooth thing and you’ve got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That’s a really good social status indicator.

— Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

— Drew Carey

I’d buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I’d be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn’t end up talking to anybody.

— Drew Carey

That’s the great thing about having your friends around you. I’ve known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn’t ask for a better work environment.

— Drew Carey

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

— Drew Carey

I don’t miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

— Drew Carey
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