Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.
Real Men no longer drive Corvettes. Despite being able to squander gas with the best of them, even today’s least enlightened Real Man finds the notion of a $17,000 plastic car with no trunk somewhat absurd.