A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
It is not good enough for things to be planned – they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
What’s good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain’t that your majority is outnumbered, you’re just out-surrounded.
In like a dimwit, out like a light.
Women aren’t as mere as they used to be.
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday...
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
God is not dead-He is merely unemployed...
If I could only write, I’d write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.
Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly...
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
Don’t believe something just because you didn’t read it in the papers. Wait until you haven’t seen it on television.
A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.
Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.
There’s no easy quick way out, we’re gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
Don’t take life so serious. It ain’t no-hows permanent.