My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other’s lives to impact one another in some way.
The truth can be made up if you know how.
I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don’t even understand.
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don’t understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
When you’re dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you’re not the one who’s leading.
What is reality anyway! It’s nothing but a collective hunch.
Like what’s the point being a health nut by day if you’re a coke head at night.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you’re too young to understand that you are too young to understand.
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs.
To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
It’s not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I’d already be more than I am now.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
It’s one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
Of all the things we’ve learned, we still haven’t learned where did this desire to want to know come from?
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it’s just not going to work.