Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing.
Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don’t give up, sooner or later you’re going to find Mary Poppins.
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying ‘The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.
Let’s also not forget Wei’s immortal words to him nine minutes after he was born, when she first stared into those big brown eyes: ‘Oh, honey. Promise me you’ll grow up to like boys. Because I don’t want any other woman in your life except me.
When T falls in love, he does it with the whole world at once.
And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that’s only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan.
It doesn’t matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.
Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you’d do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself.
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.
A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it’s hot?
Like there’s actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s any attraction.
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.