Show me where Stalin is buried and I’ll show you a Communist Plot.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.
I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn’t a tourist.
So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn’t have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.