Money is God in action.
The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.
Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that’s just what she’ll be.
I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I’ve never heard of Someday.
If it’s that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in. He doesn’t even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.
I love money and money loves me.
You can’t lose with the Stuff I use!