I’m a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
The best things in life are free – and $19.95.
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I’m coming after you and taking back what’s mine.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
It’s important for me to sell a product that works.
It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run.
Life’s a pitch, and then you buy.