For the majority of English people there are only two religions, Roman Catholic, which is wrong, and the rest, which don’t matter.
One can make a joke, but one can’t be one.
I don’t like men who live, by choice, out of their own country. I don’t like interior decorators. I don’t like Germans. I don’t like buggers and I don’t like Christian Scientists.
Wine has been to me a firm friend and a wise counselor.
Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace.
Wine has made me bold, but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things, but not do them.